Merchandise

Wear your rank with pride!

Just take some sort of marker and identify yourself as: an Old Fart in Training (4 through 59 years of age); an Apprentice Old Fart (60 through 69 years of age); a Journeyman Old Fart (70 through 79 years; or a Master Old Fart (80 years and beyond)!

Get friends and family involved… Aren’t we ALL – men, women, kids – working toward the pleasures and privileges of one or another Old Fart Rank?

Many colors from which to choose. Quick shipping and you are in style with full bragging rights!

Wear your status with pride!

Wear your status with pride! Celebrating seniors who’ve been outdoors all their lives – and are STILL AT IT!

Get friends and family involved… Aren’t we ALL – men, women, kids – working toward the pleasures and privileges of one or another Old Fart Rank?

Many colors and sizes from which to choose. Quick shipping and you are soon in style with full bragging rights!